On religion
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Here’s your change, sir. Have a wonderful day.”
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Uh… sure,” I replied, knowing that it probably wouldn’t end well.
“Are you a believer?
“In what?”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Well, I believe he existed, but that’s as far as I feel like going at work. Maybe catch me after work.”
I get asked questions like that all the time. Growing up, my answer to the question of “Are you a believer?” would be, “Yes. Jesus Christ is my Lord and personal savior.”
Which is all well and nice. I really enjoy my parents’ church, and the pastor and his wife & kids are probably the strongest (and coolest) people in their faith that I know, next to my friend Eric.
But I’ve grown out of the church as of late, mainly because my chosen place of worship was 200 miles away when I went away to school. That’s a terrible excuse, and I know it’s a terrible excuse, but it’s the truth. I’ve grown accustomed to the secular society.
It’s fun, and I don’t live in fear of the Judeo-Christian God that most of the people in this town seem to know.
So, what, are you an Atheist?
Pardon the expression, but hell no. I’m what you’d call an Agnostic. There’s nothing that any religious person can present to me that could prove beyond a shadow of doubt that their God exists. Similarly, there is nothing an Atheist could present to me that could prove beyond a similar doubt that a god exists.
In the words of Bill Maher, I don’t know! I don’ t know if there is or isn’t a god. I don’t know if there is a heaven or a hell, and I don’t know what happens when we die. Neither do you.
So, I use the generally moral teachings instilled in me by my parents to live my life. Even though I’m not a believer of the Judeo-Christian God, I’m not a murderer or even a rapist. I’m actually a moral human being.
Which reminds me of another point. The ultra right-wing co-worker of mine tried to convince me once that irreligious people cannot be moral. At all. Morals, he believes, must come from a fear or belief in a higher power. What’s your take?

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